Thursday, January 15, 2009

Matthew's Super Evil Summer Vacation Plan (to take over the world, Muahahaha)

Step 1: Find innocent couple with summer plans to stay at a complimentary condominium in Ft. Myers. 

Step 2: Train wife in ways of the Jedi, and use Jedi mind powers to befriend unsuspecting couple. 

Step 3: Convince friends that I am a necessity on any  summer vacation. Accept invitation to stay at Condo.

Step 4: Find an unsuspecting Travel Agent (preferably a Family Member) who is willing to search through thousands of flights to find the lowest priced, best flight. 

Step 5: Offer travel agent payment in knitted scarves and sewn hand warmers left over from Christmas. (If travel agent refuses payment, kidnap travel agents pugs and hold for ransom.)

Step 6: Enjoy beach.

It's fool proof. Muahahahaha! 


sueq said...

Watch out, Kidnapping pugs, The owners might decide not to look for them, Woo Hoo!!!!

Matt's Miscellany said...

Stacy and I will start sending out fliers with the pugs in compromising situations. Possibly one with Andy and a tank of sharks...