Me: "Hey, J, if you could domesticate any animal what would it be and why?"
J: "Polar Bear"
Me: "That's cool. It'd be fun to have a bear on a leash. You could walk it down the highway."
J: "Yeah, or maybe an eagle."
Me: "Also, cool. Eagles are so much better than hawks. Could you imagine whistling, and then having a huge bald eagle swoop down and land on your shoulder? It would put those hawk tamers to shame because who wants a hawk when you can have an eagle or a Polar Bear."
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