Step 1: Find innocent couple with summer plans to stay at a complimentary condominium in Ft. Myers.
Step 2: Train wife in ways of the Jedi, and use Jedi mind powers to befriend unsuspecting couple.
Step 3: Convince friends that I am a necessity on any summer vacation. Accept invitation to stay at Condo.
Step 4: Find an unsuspecting Travel Agent (preferably a Family Member) who is willing to search through thousands of flights to find the lowest priced, best flight.
Step 5: Offer travel agent payment in knitted scarves and sewn hand warmers left over from Christmas. (If travel agent refuses payment, kidnap travel agents pugs and hold for ransom.)
Step 6: Enjoy beach.
It's fool proof. Muahahahaha!
2 comments:
Watch out, Kidnapping pugs, The owners might decide not to look for them, Woo Hoo!!!!
Stacy and I will start sending out fliers with the pugs in compromising situations. Possibly one with Andy and a tank of sharks...
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